'Tis the Season to Laugh Like a Lolcat: 20 Original Feline Funnies to End This Week With Joy and Jingles

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    I knew the psychic was no good when she accepted my check. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    I broke through the chair FIX IT HUMAN ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    Well? I'm here to lap-sit. Why aren't you ready for me human?
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    [A Is E- Can anyone name an instance where a Finnish hymn is used? Mortal Kombat! ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM py
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    I'm torn between two lovers. One makes fantastic pancakes while the other writes beautiful poetry. Should I marry for batter or verse?
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    Okay, say who your favorite cat is. He's not even listening back there.
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    Toyota Tacoma Chevy S10 GMC Denali Dodge Ram Ford F-150 ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM Forget it. -I'm not falling for any of your pick-up lines.
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    I asked the florist if he had tulips. He said, "Yes, and two eyes, and two ears, but only one nose. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    Yes. It looks like a cross between a Bloodhound and a Labrador Did the neighbor get a new dog? ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM Just great. A Blabrador. They never stop barking.
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    Mitzi was beginning to doubt the efficacy of her expensive anti-wrinkle cream.
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    I accidentally took a 10-minute video of some guy's shoes on the bus. It was actually some pretty good footage. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM S
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    Elenor Rigby shopped for groceries 11 with Aldi lonely people. ICANHASOHEEZBURGER.COM IN
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    The North American Burrowing lolcat typically emerges from hibernation for just one thing. What's for dinner?
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    HELP! I'M BEING BLACK MALED
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    Spiders are the only web developers that like to find bugs. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM *
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    Look, we've argued over who sleeps where in the bed for years. I sleep on this side, you sleep on that side. Why are you here again? There's no way we can be arguing if I'm always taking your side. Dang, she got me again. Good night.
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    Where are you going?! We're already South. Stop, stop!
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    You're standing tall. What's different tonight? I'm watching the neighbor's Cat T.V.
  • 19
    This sauce... SPAGHETTI SAUCE Is extra spicy
  • 20
    I used to be an accountant but I quit when I started hearing invoices.

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